Using Linux is like having a hot chick for a girlfriend. It takes a lot of work, you're constantly having to give it attention, it likes to act up for no apparent reason. You NEVER really completely know it, no matter how much of an expert you *think* you are with it.
But once you become rather skilled at dealing with it, you like to show it off to all your friends and admire how pretty it is.

And they're all like "Whoaaa!" because they know that they could never do it.
Windows XP is like the skanky chick you dated back in high school, but never told anybody about. Always reliable (YES
ALWAYS YOU WINDOWS HATERS), will do anything you ask WHEN you ask it to no questions asked, and real easy. Even your friends can have a turn on it if you want to let them, it's just THAT easy.
Linux = heartbreaker.
Win XP =
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