Ask a stupid question get a stuipid answer

Cisco_Kid · Post by **Cisco_Kid** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:46 am

no, it can still attend the annual planetary ball but does have to sit with the moons at the small table

Why do you one year old girls present their parents with an endless parade of Winnie the Pooh and Barbie films from the movie shelf?
(the count in the time it took to write this post is 1 barbie and four Pooh films)

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:33 pm

I.... I dont know.

WHAT IS AN INTERNET HEADACHE??

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:36 am

An "internet headache" is caused when eyes are strained from whacking on other twinks in WoW for hours.

Why is it that a water-saving toilet supposedly saves water, yet clogs so easily with even a modest turd, thus necessitating multiple additional flushes, or other alternative measure to send the mass of refuse to the hell it belongs to, quite possibly using as much, more, or close to the amount of water a "normal" toilet would use?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:37 pm

You could always just get a chamber pot.

I can has cheezburger?

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:06 am

NEIN! DU KANNST NICHT CHEEZBURGER HABEN!

Do you like taking baths with a rubber ducky?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:12 pm

If I took baths on a regular basis (instead of showers), I would definitely have a rubber ducky, preferably a pirate or zombie ducky, or a zombie pirate ducky.

Irrational statement ending in a question mark as a cop out for a real question?

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:23 pm

<Generic reply that makes a little bit of sense while trying to remain witty>

Taking showers instead of baths a cop out for choosing what type of rubber ducky to take a bath with?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:58 am

aye.

Eggs?

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:24 am

COLOR THEM SO THE BUNNY WILL HIDE THEM AND YOU CAN FIND THEM LATER EXCEPT THEY'LL HAVE CANDY IN THEM SO WE CAN CELEBRATE THE RESSURECTION OF JESUS!

if, then?

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Cisco_Kid · Post by **Cisco_Kid** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:45 am

yes, but if the blue robots get there first the red robots will throw a terrible fit

paper or titanium?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:27 pm

Papertanium.

IF YOU HAVE ONE DOLLAR AND CHUCK NORRIS HAS ONE DOLLAR?

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Cisco_Kid · Post by **Cisco_Kid** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:02 am

That means Norris can buy the equipment for the eagerly awaited: Walker, the ranger with a walker.

Is it true that Red Squirrel was a different colour before getting lost in that Kool Aid factory?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:17 pm

Yes, that poor nooblet.

If you eat too much cream cheese...?

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Gubs · Post by **Gubs** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:23 pm

Welcome to the jungle!

Can I poke that?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:37 pm

If you pay 77 peuroallars.

Austria smells?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri May 16, 2008 6:12 pm

only the people, and the sewage treatment facilities.

What would happen if Chuck Norris met Zombie Bruce Lee?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Sun May 18, 2008 9:36 am

Red will demonstrate.

WHERE ARE THE UPDATES????
lol

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Thu May 22, 2008 7:49 pm

Norway.

Are you pining for the fjords?

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Cisco_Kid · Post by **Cisco_Kid** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:03 am

No it is more of an elm or birch

If train A leaves Chicago at 5:17 traveling at 50 MP/H and Train B leaves Seattle at 6:19 traveling at 25 MP/H (fully booked by the AOEOAA <American Over Eaters of America Anonymous>) , which Amtrak train will derail first?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:22 pm

The one with the penny on the tracks.

Did that hurt Zombie Abe Lincoln's feelings?

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Cisco_Kid · Post by **Cisco_Kid** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:35 am

No, that part of his brain was mostly destroyed by the fatal bullet.

Why does Chris have an extensive collection of Barney the Annoying Dinsoaur pictures to use for backgrounds?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:23 pm

Because he enjoys falling asleep to the melody "BARNEY IS A DINOSAUR FROM OUR E-MAJJ-HIN-ASTE-EE-UN.

WHO?? WHAT?? MONKEY FETUS?

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Gubs · Post by **Gubs** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:09 am

Head east on SE Hawthorne Blvd toward SE 41st Ave 0.5 mi
2. Turn right at SE 50th Ave 0.7 mi
3. Turn left at SE Woodward St 0.1 mi
4. Turn right at SE 52nd Ave 59 ft
5. Turn left at SE Woodward St 0.1 mi
6. Turn right at SE 55th Ave 410 ft
7. Turn left at SE Tibbetts St 0.1 mi
8. Turn left at SE 58th Ave 0.4 mi
9. Turn right at SE Division St 344 ft
10. Turn left at SE 60th Ave 0.8 mi
11. Turn right at SE Belmont St 0.5 mi
12. Turn left at SE 69th Ave 0.2 mi
13. Turn right at SE Stark St 0.2 mi
14. Turn left at SE 72nd Ave 0.1 mi
15. Turn right at SE Thorburn St 0.1 mi
16. Continue on SE Washington St 1.2 mi
17. Turn right at SE 96th Ave 0.7 mi
18. Turn left at SE Lincoln St 0.2 mi
19. Turn right at SE 101st Ave 0.3 mi
20. Turn left at SE Division St 0.6 mi
21. Turn right at SE 112th Ave 1.0 mi
22. Turn left at SE Holgate Blvd 0.2 mi
23. Turn right at SE 115th Ave 0.5 mi
24. Turn left at SE Harold St 0.3 mi
25. Turn left at SE 122nd Ave 1.4 mi
26. Turn right at SE Division St 4.0 mi
27. Turn left at NW Birdsdale Ave 0.2 mi
28. Turn right at NW 14th St 0.2 mi
29. Turn right at NW 14th Dr 0.2 mi
30. Turn right at NW 16th St 0.2 mi
31. Turn right at NW Wallula Ave 0.2 mi
32. Turn left at NW Division St 0.2 mi
33. Turn left at NW Civic Dr 0.2 mi

Cuz this is THRILLER!?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:18 pm

BRAAAAAAAIIINS!!

BRAAINS?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:23 pm

no, manadraen, simply kidney stones.

Why god, WHY!

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