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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:46 am

Cause mama said I could.

Why the heck was target selling Domo-kun merchandise for Halloween?

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Carbon_77 · Post by **Carbon_77** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:07 pm

Because they are

Why is paper white?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:36 pm

Racism

What day is it?

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robonightmare · Post by **robonightmare** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:18 am

Emergence day.

two internet spammers walk into a bar. what is the immediate result?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:41 pm

You.

Why the heck doesn't gamestop get a credit card system that works?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:08 pm

Because they don't want my money.

Why am I answering my own question?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:59 pm

Because you are THAT hardcore.

Why does my cat relentlessly paw my belly?

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:07 pm

Because you haven't fed it in two weeks.

Why don't my kids go to bed when I tell them to?

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:31 pm

Because you're not their daddy.

Why is Tinky Winky purple?

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:12 pm

It's raining men, Hallelujah.

If I cut off my own foot, will I grow a new one?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:33 am

No. Heroes isn't real and you do not have an ability, I don't care if you like to pretend you are a cheerleader.

Why does my dental insurance suck so bad?

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:28 am

NaCl

Why doesn't my math teacher speak english?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:06 pm

Because she hates you, her math room, nature, and everything outside of her tiny little mathamatically and politically correct world.

Why?

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:09 am

That's gross, Flower. NSFW.

Hello?

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:48 pm

Wrong number!

Why can't money just grow on trees?

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:45 am

Trees use rupees. (the ones from Zelda, not the indian currency)

Well?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:03 pm

Brick, where did you get that hand grenade?

GIVE ME THREE REASONS.

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:37 pm

Fish.

Even if I had that kind of money, why would peanut butter slice keychains?

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:58 pm

Obviously the octopus prefers the blubbernugget jam.

And where did that go?

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:03 am

Angry Rhinoceros.

If I'm here, then were are my shoes?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sun May 23, 2010 7:30 pm

Cleveland.

Why a 1973 yellow Oldsmobile Delta 88?

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pylfer · Post by **pylfer** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:39 am

Because the delta 89 wasn't cuttin the cake.

Who put you in charge of this outfit?

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:01 pm

your mom

who put the lam in the lamalamadingdong?

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Cisco_Kid · Post by **Cisco_Kid** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:18 pm

Johnny Dangerously

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if he had a Troy-Bilt CS 4325 Chipper Shredder?

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