A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
The boy thinks about it and then says, "Well . . .. that won't work."
His mom says, "Why not, honey?"
The boy replies, "because each day after you leave for work, the lady next door comes over and blows him back up!"
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Red Squirrel
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lol. Looks like that guy's fun is officially ruined. 
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OUCH. Talk about SLAP!
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