I just found the book of the dead

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I just found the book of the dead

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I was going through my closet,doing a cleanup, and found some interesting stuff including high school binders and such.

The most evil of it all though is my math binder. Truely, this thing is evil, notice how the label glows in pure white in the picture, and it almost looks like there's a line of blood, which only apears in the picture. (**Not photoshoped**). Evil, evil, evil math.

I must burn this to destroy the evil demons that it contains.

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If you burn it, you will inhale the toxic fumes from the plastic and pass out, dying. Who will run the forums? :o. Burry instead, or tie a rock to it and throw it in a lake :P.

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bury? what if he digs the hole to big/deep and falls in :o

throw in a lake is bad idea also ... what if rope catches his leg and pulls him IN!!

best stay in your spot and forget book red ^^

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Put the book in a metal box. Chain it up and stick it in the attic. Then move away. That'll solve it :D.

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make sure the location in the attack is not over any room you go in cuz it may fall through the roof and kill you ^^ safty first :biglaugh:

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Nope, burning is the only way to destroy the evil it contains. I'll have to find a large concrete pentagram, put it in the middle, light up a bunch of candles, pour 5 litres of gas on it (wow this will get expensive) and light it and RUN! As the demons may be unleashed. Hmm I need to find a spell to deactivate the demons. Maybe the quadratic formula will work. :lol:

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Red Squirrel wrote: Nope, burning is the only way to destroy the evil it contains. I'll have to find a large concrete pentagram, put it in the middle, light up a bunch of candles, pour 5 litres of gas on it (wow this will get expensive) and light it and RUN! As the demons may be unleashed. Hmm I need to find a spell to deactivate the demons. Maybe the quadratic formula will work. :lol:
Well if I see any imps running arouund, I'm going to assume it was YOUR doing :evilsmile:

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:lol:

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I have a pentagram in my backyard.

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Mikwiththestick wrote: I have a pentagram in my backyard.
Did that come with the house or did you have to pay extra for that?

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