Suspicious package...

MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:09 pm

So I look up, and see two police officers walking in, and moments later discover we have received a suspicious package from Iran, from the USPS. Probably just a mis-address, but fun to go through the red tape beforehand...

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:13 pm

And they're bringing in the dogs...

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:27 pm

Dogs ok, but upon opening it, liquid was discovered, hazmat called in.

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:28 pm

And I'm being sent home, so later peeps.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:44 pm

Wow that's kind of cool, well I don't know if it's cool, but definatly something you don't get to witness every day.

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:57 pm

Cool.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:31 pm

Woah… Hopefully the package’s contents are harmless!

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Joe · Post by **Joe** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:47 pm

As Sinbad would say.....

THIS IS A SICK WORLD WE LIVE IN!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:08 pm

I'd laugh the package turns out to be an order of olive oil from the cafeteria staff or something.

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:10 pm

Aww, no explosion? >.> Good to hear you're not dead though

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:14 pm

Ya explosions are always fun at the office.

Heck, cubicles are probably bullet proof by law, in the states, anyway, so it's all good.

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:17 pm

Eh, I don't think anyone uses cubicles anymore.. unless you work in a very important law firm.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:18 pm

Or IT department.

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:21 pm

Or ENRON!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:23 pm

Hahaha enron. They probably use neon light cubibles, they look really cool, but they're very innveficient and suck up lot of juice, but that's ok, since they can just raise the hydro prices to pay it off.

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:24 pm

And then lay off half the workers so Kenny can stare at the pretty li... HEY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU! You stare at the pretty blinking lights

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:26 pm

LOL I'm an IT guy,not a evil CEO... well not that there's a big difference. LOL

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:28 pm

Stop stealing my internet!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:34 pm

*unpluggs coffee maker from power bar and plugs the cisco switch back in*

Ok try loging in again and call me if it still won't work. *click*

Actually that's Level 1 support guys, level 3's actually do their work.

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:35 pm

I know, we've been through that. I still think you're lying to steal my internet!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:36 pm

*turns on router* Ok this time it's going to work.

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:37 pm

*blows up the router* NO IT WON'T! *blows up level 1* ...wait, I just bl.. FREE JOBS!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:41 pm

Oh I'll have to contact dell, all that equipment is still under warrenty.

*they send twice as much as we need* Great, that's allot of paper work involved.

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:42 pm

You should send back a Hewlett Packard to Dell and be like:

'Dude, You got an HP!'

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:44 pm

Dude man, we don't service those!

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